Screwed Up Beyond Belief

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The Secretary of Health and Human Services Does Not Know His Rear End from a Hole in the Ground

Politico, Azar in the crosshairs for delays in virus tests: HHS’ slow response was traced to the secretary’s distrust of aides and fear of offending Trump.

The Nuremberg Rallies are Perfectly Safe

That would be because (1) they were planned a long time ago and (2) the Democrats are still holding rallies.

Something Bad Seems to be Happening at Travis Air Force Base, Where Patients Have Been Quarantined

Military officials at Travis Air Force Base declare ‘public health emergency’

Pence Will Report on How Trump Enlisted Rev. Franklin Graham to Pray the Virus Away

I made that last one up. But it’s sure to happen soon.