The Witch Doctor

Oh, And Then There’s the Part About Illness Caused by Having Sex with Demons

From the—I kid you not—official White House transcript of last evening’s “briefing”:

Q    Mr. President, the woman that you said is a great doctor in that video that you retweeted last night said masks don’t work and there is a cure for COVID-19, both of which health experts say is not true.  She’s also made videos saying that doctors make medicine using DNA from aliens, and that they’re trying to create a vaccine to make you immune from becoming religious.

THE PRESIDENT:  Well, maybe it’s a saying, maybe it’s not.

Q    So what’s the logic in retweeting that?

THE PRESIDENT:  But I can — I can tell you this: She was on air, along with many other doctors.  They were big fans of hydroxychloroquine, and I thought she was very impressive in the sense that, from where she came —

Q    It’s misinformation.

THE PRESIDENT:  — I don’t know which country she comes from, but she said that she’s had tremendous success with hundreds of different patients.  And I thought her voice was an important voice, but I know nothing about her.

Q    But she said masks don’t work.  And last week, you said masks —

Yeah, go ahead.  Paula.

Q   Last week —

THE PRESIDENT:  Go ahead.

Q    Well, real quick.  Last week, you said masks —

THE PRESIDENT:  Okay.  Thank you very much, everybody.  Thank you.

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