Enquiring Minds


Lots of good news today.

For one thing, it looks like a Democrat is about to buy The National Enquirer. That should be a hoot.

Fight fire with fire, that’s what I say.

In more good news, it appears that on any given night, only seven tenths of one percent of our population are watching the Faux News Network. The overarching theme  of this Politico thumbsucker seems to be that, regardless of what you may have thought, Fox News didn’t make its viewers crazy. They were already crazy before they started watching.

Secrets and Lies

secrets and lies

Aardvark has some modest Photoshopping skills, but he did not employ them to create the above image—which, ladies and germs, is the real McCoy, conveniently located right next to the checkout at Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly.

Trump’s asshole buddy over at the National Enquirer is still covering his man with multiple layers of whitewash, for the benefit of the simpletons who buy his rag.

But they’re throwing Michael Cohen under the Greyhound.

And backing up to run over him a few more times.

Secrets and lies, indeed.

Michael, I think it’s time to come clean.

‘Cause confession is good for the soul.

And ‘cause I’m sorry to tell you, but there ain’t gonna be no pardon.

All This and Now Tapes, Too

How a Trump ‘love child’ rumor roiled the media: AP acknowledges spiking and then reviving a story of how The National Enquirer paid off a Trump tipster.

But did Trump discuss the love child with Michael Cohen? Did Cohen record the conversation? Does the FBI have the tapes?

Trump’s allies worry that federal investigators may have seized recordings made by his attorney

Sounds familiar. Though I don’t believe Nixon had a kid born on the wrong side of the blanket.