Team Pete Has Some Breaking News


Just now received an email from Mayor Pete, with the above graphic. The 25 percent number was for yesterday, before the debate, I assume. That would be the debate where Amy Klobuchar took some lessons in castration from Joni Ernst. The debate where Amy hit Pete in the stomach with a two-by-four.

As far as I am concerned, it will be fine if Mayor Pete keeps on surging. But we will have to wait for the voters to speak on Tuesday.

Just Call Me Nostradamus

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I have two predictions. I’ll bet a lot of you are thinking the same thing. But, as far as I know, no one has said this for publication.

Prediction Number One

As soon as Trump figures out that Mayor Pete is a threat to him, he’ll unleash a tweetstorm of vicious anti-gay mockery.

Prediction Number Two

Journalists will call on Republican politicians and spokesbots either to support or denounce the slurs. And a general shitstorm will ensue.