With new border deal, Republicans are trying to negotiate Trump’s surrender
Trump pans spending deal as shutdown deadline approaches: GOP leaders are urging Trump to back the agreement, even though it falls short of his wall demands.
On the one hand, I know another shutdown would be terrible.
On the other hand, I struggle to restrain myself encouraging him to shut it down again, by pretend begging:
Pretty please, o pretty please with sugar on top, o President Tiny Hands, please, please don’t shut down the government again!
“Oh, Noes, whatever you do, please, please, please don’t deregulate us!,” cry the bankers.
But Donald The Trump shows them who’s boss.
“Take that!,” he thunders, as his fearsome deregulation program takes shape.