Andy Borowitz turns to real reporting: Trump Furious that Mar-a-Lago is Left with no Employees after ICE Raid.
Meanwhile, in a brilliantly hilarious piece of political satire, Hugh Hewett expatiates on Donald Trump’s veneration of the Constitution.
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These Days, It’s Hard to Distinguish Between Satire and News
Andy Borowitz, Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report:
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—After putting in what one associate called a “hellish all-nighter,” the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is almost finished redacting Robert Mueller’s report in time for its release, on Thursday.
Earlier in the week, the U.S. Attorney General, William Barr, submitted the approximately four-hundred-page document to Putin for his approval, but the Russian President was reportedly “in a state of disbelief” over how much Barr had failed to redact.
Quickly assembling a crisis team at the Kremlin to implement further redactions, Putin told his associates, “Put some coffee on, boys—it’s going to be a long night.”
William Faulkner, Andy Borowitz, and Cindy Hyde-Smith
William Faulkner, in Requiem for a Nun: “The past is never dead. It’s not even past.”
Andy Borowitz: Cindy-Hyde-Smith Says She Never Lost Faith in Mississippi’s Racists.
