Y’all may not know this, but I am the Plutocracy Whisperer. So I would like to translate for you what the Business Roundtable, the United States Chamber of Commerce, the National Association of Manufacturers, and the National Retail Federation are trying to tell Orange Man.

They are trying to tell him,

Yo, Orange Man!

Would you please tell your cult followers to stop acting like idiots and jerks, because they are killing themselves and they are killing lots of other people.

And worse, far worse than that, far, far worse than that, they are killing our profits.