God Save our Butts

We have it on good authority today that we must fight the coronavirus by washing our hands while singing God Save the Queen.

Ever anxious to help, I have provided these alternative lyrics that you can use, if you prefer:

God save us from the virus,

Don’t let it overpower us,

God save our butts.

Don’t let this Democratic Hoax

Spread among us common folks

Till every one of us croaks

While we’re watching Fox News.


So you can practice a few times, here’s the karaoke version: