I have some very erudite friends, who have drawn my attention to the fact that, with the Louvre closed, the public may no longer view Bonaparte Visiting the Plague Victims at Jaffa.
They have wondered who will do a similar painting of Trump. John McNaughton, maybe?
But I can inform you that the definitive painting of Trump’s reaction to the virus has already been done.
I’m also happy to inform you that I heard from Pollyanna this morning. She wanted to play the latest installment of her Glad Game.
Her task, of course, was to find something about the coronavirus to be happy about. The answer is obvious.
Trump is a paranoid germophobe, and will soon be retreating to his bedroom, where he will insist on having contact only with servants dressed in space suits.