Will Someone Please Send Francine the Memo?

Spanish flu

Recently, my posse was joking about one of our high school classmates. I’ll call her Francine. Each morning, Francine drinks a pitcher of orange flavored Kool Aid and posts a post. A couple of days ago, she let us all in on the secret that the coronavirus is a Democratic hoax.

Will someone please send Francine the memo that the coronavirus is no longer a Democratic hoax?

Instead, we hear from usually reliable sources, it may be the Spanish flu pandemic all over again.

And Will We All Please Join in Prayer for Trump?

In normal times, he’s a paranoid germophobe. Just imagine the mental agony he must be suffering right now.

Suppose someone shows up with a fever at the next Nuremberg rally?