Be Very Careful What You Wish For, Our Elders Told Us

election

A propos the previous post—If the Election Were Held Today—here’s the thing.

If you wake up every morning and say to yourself, what new stunt can I pull off today that is absolutely guaranteed royally to piss off 53 percent of the country, and if you do that day after day after day, you will ultimately reach a point where you have ______ ___53 _______ __ ___ _______, _______.