All the Lonely People

Meghan Markle

An old and dear friend, tongue planted firmly in cheek, writes that Aardvark needs to pay attention to the REAL news, to wit, the unhappiness of the Duchess of Sussex. I feel her pain. I was moved by her marriage, moved by the love between her and Prince Harry, and moved by Archie’s birth. She is the best thing that has happened to the British monarchy in a long time. I hope she sticks it out.

But in the end, the Duchess of Sussex has got to do what the Duchess of Sussex has got to do.

God willing, may she find her way to peace and happiness.

The Donald

Tonight’s news is that the poor man thinks that his Secretary of Defense is Mike Esperanto, not Mike Esper.

I can see why Nancy Pelosi prays for him.

I have said it before and I’ll say it again: it must really suck to be Donald Trump.