The First Five Stages in the Impeachment Process

Deny the charges and claim the media are conspiring against you. Deny the charges and claim the media are conspiring against you.
Admit the charge, but quibble: “Sex” doesn’t include fellatio or clitoral stimulation using a large cigar. Admit the charge, but quibble: It’s OK to solicit foreign election interference as long as the dollar value of the interference can’t be precisely quantified.
Admit the charge, and stop quibbling: Yes, I had sex, and I fibbed about it under oath. Admit the charge, and stop quibbling: In front on cameras outside the White House say, China, please interfere in our election, and if you do, I’ll lighten up on the trade dispute.
Admit it’s not OK, but argue that it’s not an impeachable offense.
Argue that it’s perfectly OK, and anyone who says different is a traitor who needs to be shot on sight.
Have a national conversation about what bad conduct is or isn’t impeachable.