Water is Wet


My posse is laughing this morning over the New York Times’ report that, last September, Trump described Hurricane Florence as, and I quote, “one of the wettest we’ve seen, from the standpoint of water.”

Meanwhile, the Wall Street Journal notes this morning that dogs are still biting people, and that the stock market is tanking, bigly, because Trump’s economic strategy is one of the stupidest we have seen, from the standpoint of stupidity.

Oh, and by the way, the yuan is sinking, too, as Xi ratchets up the pain in Trump’s rear end.

I suppose we might as well laugh. So here goes:

Water is wet,

And so is Trump’s sweat.

His Alzheimer’s is showing

As the word salad keeps flowing.