The Beijing People’s Daily Would Like You to Know That …

China is devaluating its currency. Bigly. And in so doing China is, speaking metaphorically, sodomizing Donald Trump.

With long, hard strokes. Roughly delivered. For an extended period of time.

And one more thing. If you are an American farmer and you bet your farm on Donald Trump, you are probably worrying whether the bank is about to foreclose on you.

The bank is about to foreclose on you.