Torn

With new border deal, Republicans are trying to negotiate Trump’s surrender

Trump pans spending deal as shutdown deadline approaches: GOP leaders are urging Trump to back the agreement, even though it falls short of his wall demands.

On the one hand, I know another shutdown would be terrible.

On the other hand, I struggle to restrain myself encouraging him to shut it down again, by pretend begging:

Pretty please, o pretty please with sugar on top, o President Tiny Hands, please, please don’t shut down the government again!

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