No Free Gas Today!

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Good day to readers in Mauritius. I am sorry to say I was unfamiliar with your country, so I did just a little research. I learned that you live on an island about 1200 miles off the southeast coast of Africa. I also learned that “The people of Mauritius are multiethnic, multi-religious, multicultural and multilingual. The island’s government is closely modelled on the Westminster parliamentary system, and Mauritius is highly ranked for democracy and for economic and political freedom. The Human Development Index of Mauritius is the highest in Africa. Along with the other Mascarene Islands, Mauritius is known for its varied flora and fauna, with many species endemic to the island. Mauritius is the only country in Africa where Hinduism is the largest religion. The administration uses English as its main language.”

I congratulate you on living in a civilized nation, and thank you for feeling our pain by reading my blog. I will be submitting my application for immigration to your fine country in another month or two.