Biblical Support for Lying Through Your Teeth to Republicans

I don’t know about you, but here is what I intend to do. If lots of us do it too, it might help.

Next time I talk to a Republican, I’m going to tell them how depressed, dispirited, and despondent I am. I’m going to tell them that their gloating has gotten to me, bigly.

I’ll tell them that I have utterly renounced any interest in politics and will devote myself to working in the food pantry, supporting charitable causes, and reading works of spiritual worth.

I’m going to tell them that I have spoken to all sixteen of my closest progressive friends. And they all feel exactly the same way.

No way we progressives are going to waste our time and energy by voting in November.

That’s what I’ll tell them.