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You’ll probably be getting an emergency alert text message from President Donald Trump next week — but not to worry, it’s just a test.
FEMA and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) on Thursday will do their first test of an alert system that lets the president communicate with the public in the event of a national emergency via their cell phones. More than 100 mobile carriers, including all major wireless companies, are participating in the Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) test, which will take place on September 20 at 2:18 pm Eastern Time.
I look forward to receiving the nationwide message that he has accepted Putin’s offer of political asylum in Russia.