How Will YOUR STATE be Affected by Trump’s Trade War?

Ask the folks who know: the United States Chamber of Commerce! Visit today, and click on YOUR STATE to learn more about the economic pain and suffering that your very own state will soon experience.

After picking yourself up from the floor, please scroll down to the bottom of the page and fill out the Chamber’s handy email form. There you can add your name to a Chamber-endorsed message, to the general effect that Trump should fold his tariff orders five ways and stuff them down where the sun don’t shine.

To top your evening off, just before getting out the Jack Daniels, read Paul Krugman on business and the trade war. To sum up: it just couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys.