Didn’t Wear His Raincoat, Forgot His French Letter


From the polygraph examiner’s report:


The following relevant questions were asked during the examination, along with selected comparison questions to protect the truthful person. Ms. Clifford’s vocal responses were as follows:

  1. Around July 2006, did you have vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump? YES
  2. Around July 2006, did you have unprotected sex with Donald Trump? YES
  3. Did Trump say you would get on “The Apprentice”? YES


The polygraph data was analyzed by computer with an algorithm developed in the Applied Physics Laboratory of Johns Hopkins University. By computer, the data was evaluated to be truthful. The probability of deception was measured to be less than 1%.

The polygraph data was also analyzed by traditional measurement according to a system in which a +4 or more, after nine relevant-issue presentations, is deemed adequate to determine truthfulness. After nine relevant-issue presentations the issue in Question 5 was measured to be +9, truthful. The issue in Question 7 was evaluated to be +6, truthful. The issue in Question 10 was evaluated to be +1, inconclusive.


In the opinion of this examiner Ms. Clifford is truthful about having unprotected vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump in July 2006. No determination should be derived regarding Question 10.

Meanwhile, Frank Bruni humorously speculates, at considerable length, on why Trump has not been attacking Stormy on Twitter. Take a look, but only if you have nothing better to do.

My own view is that

  1. He loves and admires her, as a kindred spirit.
  2. And, as with Putin, he is scared shitless of her.

And last but not least: Melania had to know about the sex. Wonder if she knew about the unprotected sex? It really is unwise to have bareback sex with a bunch of sex workers and then go home to your wife.

Melania made a deal when she married Trump, but I don’t think that was the deal she agreed to.