Miss Daniels’ Profession

mrs warren

Stormy Daniels is a sex worker. She sucks penises for a living. If you have a penis, and if you have some money, and if you want your penis sucked, she will do it for you.

But the price has recently gone up. Supply and demand, don’t you know. She still has only a limited supply of penis sucking services to offer. But demand has increased, because some people want their penis sucked by the same person who sucked Donald Trump’s penis.

I would like the record to reflect that I do not approve of sex work as an occupational choice, I have never bought the services of a sex worker, and I will never do so.

All that said, life experience has taught that there are multiple ways of being a whore, and consensual sex work is among the most honest forms of whoring. With that thought in mind, I commend to you Miss Daniels’ crowd sourcing web site, which had garnered $88,985 as of the time of my visit.

Miss Daniels writes,

My name is Stephanie Clifford (aka Stormy Daniels).

I am attempting to speak honestly and openly to the American people about my relationship with now President Donald Trump, as well as the intimidation and tactics that he, together with his attorney Michael Cohen, have used to silence me.

In order to tell my story, I have had to file a public lawsuit in Los Angeles, California in an effort to void a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that Mr. Trump never signed and yet is trying to use to intimidate me.

Rather than agree that the NDA is invalid, thus allowing me to talk, Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen have instead attempted to hide the facts from the public using a bogus arbitration proceeding and have threatened me with millions of dollars in damages ($1M each time I speak out) if I tell the truth about what happened.

I recently made an offer to return the $130,000 I was previously paid if it was agreed that I could simply tell the truth publicly.  Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen did not even bother to respond.

I need funds to pay for:  attorneys’ fees; out-of-pocket costs associated with the lawsuit, arbitration, and my right to speak openly; security expenses; and damages that may be awarded against me if I speak out and ultimately lose to Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen.

I am more fortunate than many, many people in this country.  And for that I am grateful.  But unfortunately, I do not have the vast resources to fight Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen alone.  Thank you for supporting me.

Please be generous.