I try to resist calls to post pure silliness, but this time I could not help myself.
On another topic, an old friend has written to protest Trump’s defamation of my friend’s cousin, Congressman Adam Schiff. I have urged my friend to convey two messages from Uncle Aardvark to his cousin, the congressman.
First, what shame would besmirch your character—what an indelible blot would deface your escutcheon—if you were the kind of person whom Trump praised!
Second, congressman, I plan to vote for you for President.