Damn Straight, It’s the Schumer Shutdown

world-us-canada-42757091

Yo, listen up, asshole. You dial down your assholery down by maybe 20 or 25 percent, and we might consider letting this thing open up again.

Keep on dialing your assholery up, we’re keepin’ this sucker shut down.

The Schumer Shutdown: has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?