Hello Darkness, My Old Friend, It’s Time for Him to Tweet Again

Aardvark is probably late to the party, and y’all have probably seen this video already, but if not, please enjoy.

Props to a valued member of our merry band of progressives and resisters here at Happy Acres.

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP THREATENS TO PULL FEMA OUT OF PUERTO RICO.

BREAKING NEWS: NATION SCHEDULES RECURRING MONTHLY BENEFIT CONCERN TO STREAMLINE TRAGEDY RESPONSE PROCES.

BREAKING NEWS; U.S. PULLS OUT OF U.N.E.S.C.O.

Two of these headlines are not from The Onion.