Mitzie Solves the Korea Mess
Had dinner last evening with Mitzie from upstairs. Always a pleasure. She pointed out that both leaders have ridiculous hair. Plainly, the solution is for them just to insult each other’s hair styles.
I have developed the idea—as per usual, borrowing shamelessly from the internet.
Nice hair, little Rocket Man. Still styling with a weed whacker?
Nice hairdo, insane dotard. But isn’t it early for Halloween?
Like your hair, Kim. Do you butcher it yourself?
If you keep insulting me, world class idiot, there will be hell toupée.
I’m not going to say mean things about your looks, little Rocket Man. Your face speaks for itself.
I heard Humane Society give plenty cash you release that thing on head into forest.