New Poll: 36% of Americans Still Drinking the Kool-Aid

Kool Aid

According to a Washington Post-ABC News poll released on July 16, 36 percent of Americans “strongly agree” with these statements.

  1. I approve of the way Donald Trump is handling his job as President.
  2. All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
  3. Donald Trump may be an incompetent asshole, but he’s OUR incompetent asshole.
  4. War is peace.
  5. When picking someone to support for President, my most important consideration is finding a person who will well and truly piss off the damn libruls.
  6. Freedom is slavery.
  7. Facts should be based on opinions, not opinions on facts.
  8. The Bible says opinions first, facts later. Read John 18:38, dammit.
  9. Ignorance is strength.
  10. I fully support democracy, so long as my side wins.
  11. The singer who best exemplifies my weltanschauung is Little Jimmy Dickins.