Trump Senior, Trump Junior, Abe Lincoln, and Aardvark’s Grandmother

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Trump Senior’s career perfectly exemplifies Lincoln’s observation: “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

With Trump Junior, the bloodline ran out. He is the world’s worst liar.

While watching Morning Joe earlier today, Aardvark was overcome by the memory of his grandmother, sitting on the big front porch, in the swing—we called it the “swang”—wearing a blue gingham dress with large white polka dots, fanning herself with a fan bearing the legend “Jones & Speigner Funeral Home,” and wagging her finger in little Aardvark’s direction.

And what was Grandma saying?

She was saying,

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE!