There were three entries in the recent Why is This Man Smiling? caption contest. They were,
1) “I’M SMILING BECAUSE I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
2) “I’M SMILING BECAUSE I’m still tasting that outrageous chocolate cake I was eating when he told me about the missiles he had fired at a country he couldn’t remember.”
3) “I’M SMILING BECAUSE I’ve got this nitwit by the short hairs.”
And the winner is …
Everyone who submitted an entry.
There are no winners and losers anymore.