Required: A Checkup from the Neck Up

A friend has called Aardvark’s attention to A Medical Theory for Donald Trump’s Bizarre Behavior, wherein a physician suggests that Trump’s behavior may well result from long term untreated syphilis—and that Trump had damn well better see his favorite physician for what Kinky Friedman calls a checkup from the neck up.

Well, this explanation is probably true. Many people are saying it. There is lots of talk about it on the internet. Anyone who doubts it is obviously an enemy of the American people.

Anyway, whether it’s syphilis or something else, there surely is something rotten in Denmark.

And by the way, if Kinky Friedman has somehow escaped your radar screen, please rectify the oversight as soon as possible. I suggest you read all his novels.