Like all right thinking Americans, Aardvark is surprised, shocked, and deeply saddened by the outrageous abuse that Ivanka has suffered at the groping hands of …
Whatever you do, please do not visit their web site, http://shop.nordstrom.com/.
Instead, to recompense Ivanka for all the abuse she has suffered, visit http://ivankatrump.com/collection. There you will find lovely things, like this pair of shoes I bought for Dr. Aardvark as a Valentine’s Day gift. Please don’t tell her. I want it to be a big surprise.