Aardvark Grovels Before Trump

The Washington Post, which is not to be trusted, reports,

First lady Melania Trump settled her defamation lawsuit against a Maryland blogger, who agreed to apologize to the Trump family and pay her a “substantial sum,” her attorneys said Tuesday.

“I posted an article on August 2, 2016 about Melania Trump that was replete with false and defamatory statements about her,” the blogger, Webster Tarpley, said in the statement provided by Trump’s attorneys.

Today, Aardvark is releasing the following statement:

motherWednesday, February 8—Inspired by Webster Tarpley’s manly example, Arius Aardvark hereby apologizes to President Donald J. Trump, who most definitely received the majority of the votes cast for president, and grovels at the Great Man’s feet, deeply regretting his false and defamatory claim that President Trump was born in Belarus.

It is well known that he  was born in Germany. Conclusive photographic evidence follows.mother