Please Observer a Moment of Silence to Honor the Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

Aardvark welcomes his new Aussie readers. G’day, mates. Because you live in a rational country, you will benefit from the following explanation. On Thursday Kellyanne Conway, Minster of Truth for the new administration, bereated the lamestream media for their failure to report the Bowling Green Massacre.

“I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre,” she said. “Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.”

Please join your American brethren in a moment of silence in honor of the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre, which never occurred.