Mitzie has asked how many readers Aardvark now has. The answer is that, happily, almost all of Hillary’s five million illegal voters are avid followers of Aardvark.
Aardvark attracts readers from a number of countries. In order of readership, they are the United States, Germany, Russia,* Canada, Hungary, the UK, South Africa, Israel, Australia, India, Belgium, Spain, China, and Ireland.
A propos the first point, which is totally true, Aardvark herewith records his deep disappointment that there will be, after all, no comprehensive investigation to ferret out the vast number of illegals who voted for Hillary and gave her 2.9 million more popular votes than Trump.
Reports say that Trumplethinskin has lost interest and moved on. Because, after all, what could be more trivial than preserving the integrity of our democracy?
* And a message for Aardvark’s Russian readers: Благодарим Вас за вмешательство в наших выборах.