Aardvark frequently drives past the Church of the Epiphany, which invariably makes him smite his forehead and declare, “I could have had a V-8!” He is pleased to learn of this vision from old friend Clarence Darrow, who identifies as a secular humanist, who writes:
This morning I had a near-spiritual epiphany: a generous greater power, sensing the vacuum created by the closure of Ringling Brothers circus, has filled the void with this new administration. Still has elephants.
Clarence also reports that he is starting a support group for progressive males. To enhance group solidarity, they will wear distinctive headgear, as shown in the photo below, depicting one of the members of the new support group.